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“Was this in the old or new testament?”
~ Guy who can’t grasp the concept of “play on words”
“From grandkids to grandparents, THE IMBIBLE is fun for the whole family!”
~ Counselor having mid-life crisis
“You’d better not quote me on your website, douche bag.”
~ John McAdmas Jr.
“The #1 source for alcoholics heavy social drinkers to decrease increase their life expectancy drunken fun!”
~ TwoHole
“A step-by-step guide to time traveling to your bedroom floor the following morning.”
~ Scientist, desperate for work
“THE IMBIBLE will make your life an exhilarating mystery as you race the clock for answers as to what the hell you did last night.”
~ JV
“A gripping page turner, but only because you're fast-forwarding to the next boob joke."
~ Random Bartender
“Dude Alex I am seriously so drunk right now, seriously, no joke, so drunk right now…dude.”
~ Seriously Drunk Guy
“THE IMBIBLE is the best book I’ve never seen or heard.”
~ Helen Keller
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Sometimes The Imbible and I watch the sunrise.
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The Imbible comes out tomorrow!
(8/4/08)The Imbible comes out in one day!
If you don’t know what The Imbible is, please direct your attention to the middle and right columns of this page for a synopsis, sample games, testimonials, TOC and quotes. You can pre-order it right now from Amazon, or buy it wherever books are sold on August 5th. If for whatever reason you are dissatisfied with your purchase, use the book to drink away the pain.
As my acquisition editor told me, “Soon you and Hemmingway swill have two things in common.”
Occasionally, The Imbible runs off into the sunset with two girls .
Quotes from The Imbible
Emotions can definitely run high, so it's in your best interest to drink yourself numb.
Can you get a DUI riding a bike around the playground? I think not!
It’s only a matter of time before we’re boning fat chicks and singing-along to American Pie.
Note: Gold Medals do not prevent whiskey dick.
You can practice on your own, but some call this alcoholism.
No, that’s not an over-flowing cup Drunk Steve. It’s the dog, and you can’t drink him.
If you're scared about skeletons in your closet being exposed, don't play this game. If you literally have skeletons in your closet, find a better hiding place.
The more you drink, the more you’ll be able to focus on what really matters, like sex, intercourse, fucking, making love, screwing and fornicating.
Be creative. And if you’re not creative, you obviously haven’t drunk enough yet.
Undefeated, naturally.
Drinking with my best friends: Imbible, Imbible, Imbible, and Steve.
The Imbible would make a great mother.
Sample Games
About the Author
In contrast to his general belligerence, Alex works at a hospital where he saves lives, which he likes to remind people is no big deal. He can say otolaryngology in three languages and knows more about the Orbitofrontal Cortex than is necessary for someone who is not, technically, a doctor. He enjoys bubblegum toothpaste, strawberry Pop Tarts, and bench press.
My editor sent me an extra large digital copy of The Imbible. I brought it to Canada with me...eh.
Sometimes The Imbible and I do the Can-Can at 4am and then wake up in the front lawn clutching three empty bottles of champagne.
Sometimes The Imbible fights bears.
Being too perpetually hungover to eat = losing fat = getting ripped.
You're welcome.